1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.
by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022
Get the Ukrainian Car Washmug. Similar to cat fishing but in regards to cars, when your car is a replica of a more expensive or desirable but you don’t tell people that and lie
: “you seen Ryan’s new focus RS it’s mint”
: “ahahahha no he’s car fishing, I reg checked it it’s a st-3 not an rs”
: “oh what a freak”
: “ahahahha no he’s car fishing, I reg checked it it’s a st-3 not an rs”
: “oh what a freak”
by Musho... October 11, 2020
Get the Car fishingmug. A person who lives happily and easily without a single occupancy vehicle. They engage in multi-modal transportation which includes: walking, biking, public transportation (bus and train), on-demand micro-transit, ride share, car share, car rental, air plane, and riding with friends.
by Shared Mobility Coop January 14, 2020
Get the Car liberatedmug. A day being likened to a car crash in a roundabout. First one car crashes into another, then another ontop of that, and it can keep going until the roundabout is filled.
by SwedeRoyale March 7, 2020
Get the Car crash carouselmug. A wannabe boy racer mobile, made with precise German engineering and covered in protein based seat stains, primarily used for the attempted collection of chavets who have not been able to get a space in a "noncing corsa" at McDonald's car park.
Have you seen the state of Callum's car again, it's getting more and more like that fake taxi each week with the amount of stains in the seats
by The Tired Engineer August 19, 2020
Get the Callum's Carmug. A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.
She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.
by gogeauxf June 10, 2021
Get the Bumper car clusterfuckmug. Minivans
Luxury minivans are the coolest car ever because some of them have good quality interior, and they have heated captains chairs, very spacious than and suv and they have TVs like in an airplane
by EMD F59PHI July 24, 2024
Get the coolest car evermug.