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Retarded Stranger

When your buddy was in an accident and loses the use of his arm, you use his dead arm to jerk yourself off because you’re dead inside and it’s the only thing that gets you hard.
Adam was in a motorcycle accident that left him with a dead arm so I used his retarded stranger to blow a massive load in his stuffed crust pizza.
by CaddyRipz February 18, 2024
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Retardism

People that show signs of retard, but not every time. Flashes of a retard. It’s ism. Not completely, but sometimes.
You suffer from retardism. Symptoms: foggy brain, social discard, jumping out of a perfectly good airplane, sticking bare wires on your tongue, crossing the cross walk on a “don’t walk” sign. DONT WALK!!!!!
by Book of Randy July 26, 2024
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Retard

Retard is a slang term used against people with Autism Spectrum Disorder/Asperger's Syndrome, but also includes people with ADHD, ADD, Schizophrenia, OCD, Down Syndrome, Bipolar Disorder, PTSD, Anxiety Disorders, eating disorders, Specific Phobias and Psychosis.
by Supercheeseidecream February 5, 2021
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Globally Retarded

Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.
"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."

"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"

"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023
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retard nate

A fat gay inbred jew who fucks his sister and rapes his mom while she sleeps He has no friends and deserves nothing but death and to be fucked by a dog in the ass
oh look its that dog fucker nate what a fucking retard nate is
by Nate fucker March 27, 2023
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Retard

The guy searching up the definition of retard even when he clearly knows it.
by annoyingguy June 11, 2020
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Retard

Someone who is in simple terms stupid or not all there
I work with a retard named spencer.
by Brookshire bro October 1, 2022
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