When someone only reads half of something. Especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for major planning, but this can be heavily resisted by introverts. They will not answer and then respond with a text, thus beginning a vicious cycle.
Bro #1: "Where you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game! -_-"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* My bad bro. I half read. Be there in 30.
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game! -_-"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* My bad bro. I half read. Be there in 30.
by Yeti remains March 10, 2022
When a man or woman has a beer belly, they have a happy half.
A kind way to refer to someone's beer belly.
Developed from eating and drinking too much.
A kind way to refer to someone's beer belly.
Developed from eating and drinking too much.
My baby daddy got a happy half but I still fuck with him.
Ethan went to college and got a happy half.
Ethan went to college and got a happy half.
by c_money324 August 07, 2018
When life becomes shit and your gf becomes lesbian but you got a half baggie of ketamine hanging around.
by Headmanos March 10, 2019
When life becomes shit and our gf becomes lesbian but you got a half baggie of ketamine hanging around.
by Headmanos March 10, 2019
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So it's, in my opinion, a better way to say: "you mean the world to me" because the universe is infinitely greater, bigger, and stronger than just the world. "And a half" is the basic meaning of it, where in this case, you'd use it as a way to say that something is very good, large, etc. ( in a positive sense, of course).
"You mean a universe and a half to me"
by Prince of death January 09, 2023
Yes you do do that by way of the religion. You're a collective when it's convenient and you're an individual when there's guilt to be attributed.
Hym "Yeah, probably about half the population. Not along political lines but yes. You're garbage. Remediate the violation of my rights as a guy who I don't know just said my name. Which means the privacy act of 1974 has been violated by someone. You will pay for my contributions to AI or you will pay for them not paying."
by Hym Iam February 09, 2025