by Sexydimma July 10, 2021
Get the pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the firemug. When the static electricity under your blanket makes a spark and ignites you or your significant other's flatulence.
Sorry I'm late for pilates; I was dealing with a St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire situation back home. We thing we can save the blankets but the cat is still on life support.
by SolidSyntax October 23, 2018
Get the St Elmo's Dutch Oven Firemug. The Japanese fire-bush crab sandwich is foreplay involving a Japanese girl with a large crab-filled bush.
Proceed to get a lighter and light the Japanese’s girl bush on fire, immediately extinguishing the flame in order to prevent burns. Scrap the burnt pubic hair off the Japanese girl onto a sandwich, preferably a sandwich with true authentic Japanese meat, such as sushi and teriyaki. Complete the Japanese Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich by force feeding the Japanese girl your signature dish, ensuring that every last crab pube is now ingested in the depths of the Japanese girl’s once Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich free stomach.
Proceed to get a lighter and light the Japanese’s girl bush on fire, immediately extinguishing the flame in order to prevent burns. Scrap the burnt pubic hair off the Japanese girl onto a sandwich, preferably a sandwich with true authentic Japanese meat, such as sushi and teriyaki. Complete the Japanese Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich by force feeding the Japanese girl your signature dish, ensuring that every last crab pube is now ingested in the depths of the Japanese girl’s once Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich free stomach.
Chuck Norris used his laser eyes on Suka Dik’s pubic hair and proceeded to karate chop the burnt hair off onto the freshly toasted sandwich. Suka Dik munched up that Japanese Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich like she was Ghandi.
by JBB3 December 5, 2009
Get the Japanese Fire-bush Crab Sandwichmug. by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015
Get the Chinese fire drillmug. by Goferboys December 4, 2019
Get the Triple Fire 🔥🔥🔥mug. by Cheesester October 24, 2008
Get the put out a forest fire with a screwdrivermug. A Fair Banks firetruck is when the a guy fucks a girl soooooooooooooo hard his dick turns beat red like a firetruck and steams.
by Bag of tea June 8, 2009
Get the Fair Banks fire truckmug.