National blow job day

October 17, is when your girlfriend has to suck your dick until you cum in her mouth for national blow job day

Blow me ok I will for national blow job day

by Danny08466g October 4, 2020

National Ping @JakeWithALongSnake Day

May 5th is National Ping @JakeWithALongSnakeDay

Jake is a well known Discord User and Moderator.

Man Jake sure is stinky. We whould ping him a lot on National Ping @JakeWithALongSnake Day

by Tyler_25 May 2, 2022

National Fortnite Duo Day

January the 5th is the national fortnite duo day. It is the day to play fortnite duos and nothing else.

X: What are you doing on January 5?
Y: Duh! It's National Fortnite Duo Day, means I'm going to be playing fortnite duos all day!
X: lessssss gooooooo!

by styxhelmet January 3, 2022

National Nike Tech Day

A day where you wear your Nike Tech clothes, and take pictures with your friends. Most importantly flex the on people who don’t have a Nike Tech. National Nike Tech Day is January 10.

National Nike Tech Day is next week. Do you have something to wear?

by CleanupCadet January 5, 2022

National Bully Carlos Day

On December 31st, everyone can bully Carlos for the past year freely. It will be morally okay.

Guy1: “Hey it’s National Bully Carlos Day
Guy2: “Hell yeah! What you lookin at sperm cell?”
Carlos: “Nooooo”

by Devencyatri December 27, 2021

National computer virus day

today is the one day a year that it’s absolutely needed for you to get a computer virus on your computer

November 19 is National Computer virus day! it’s my favorite day because I get an excuse to put horrible virus on my computer and I can’t get in trouble with my mom!

by Lemveon November 19, 2021

National Balls In Ass Day

A holiday that servers as a reminder to the NSFW video of a man farting out his own testicles, typically celebrated on November 23rd.

Man, did you know that National Balls in Ass Day is celebrated on the same day as Toms birthday?

by RcM7034 February 1, 2022