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slippin on your slackin

Have you ever been in a situation where you could have done significantly less work and achieved the same outcome? Haven’t we all. Well you, my friend, fell victim to “slippin on your slackin”.

The phrase “slippin on your slackin” is appropriately used when an individual exerts an unnecessary amount of effort only to achieve the same results as the asshole who did little to no work.

For example, back in elementary school, my teachers would use the first few classes to emphasize the point to read ALL the directions before beginning a test. So how would they ensure people to do this, you ask.. Well they would create an exam composed of an assortment of thirty or forty relatively easy questions broken down into numerous sections with lots of specific directions. Easy enough, so you read the directions with a magnifying glass and any idiot could ace the exam. Yeah right, if only that were the case. These smartasses would write in small print at the very end of the exam, “Don’t fill in any of the above sections, simply write your name at the start of the test, hand it in and you will receive a perfect, 100%” … As you can imagine only about two people in the class would actually read all the directions prior to completing the test.

Well all but those two jerk offs, myself included, were effectively “slippin on their slackin”. They exerted t more effort than did the two students who did essentially nothing only to receive a fraction of the grade.
(For any asshole who is still not catching on)

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(Your wife enters your house unexpectedly)

You: "Fuck! I literally just did the laundry 10 minutes ago"

Your Son: "Damn dad, you're slippin on your slackin"
by jay bunzz October 3, 2011
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Your [uncle] bisexual

Nicknamed the “ silent killerfor it’s brutality
Bob: your mom gay and ur dad lebian and your granny tranny

Edward: your uncle bisexual

Billy: *melts*
by Mc oof March 11, 2018
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Bump your grill

What we used to say in jail when speaking of brushing our teeth.
"Damn nigga, you got some serious tight mouth. You better go bump your grill!"
by Foshizzle Mynizzle July 12, 2006
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your sister's bicycle

Derogatory phrase referring to a woman you would be embarrassed to be seen with. As in, you want to ride it but you don't want your friends to see you on it.
Guy:I'd like to have sex with that voluptuous lady over there but my friends only think skinny chicks are hot.
Friend: Yah, she's your sister's bicycle.
by GaeaKali November 30, 2014
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RESPECT YOUR ELDERS

A competitive Super Smash Bro’s Melee diss track created by former Top player Chillindude829 against top player wanna-be William-Leffen-hijelte before there first to 5 money match.
Dustin:Man! Respect your elders is fire!! I can’t believe a competitive smash player made this!
Eric:Too bad the person who made it was destroyed in the match after this song was made.
by 🏙man August 18, 2021
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Are your lenses clear?

This question is a great way to start a conversation! Anyone that you ask this question to is bound to respond
Person A: Are your lenses clear?
Person B: What?

Person A: Are your lenses clear?
Person B: I don’t have any lenses

Person A: You must do
Person B: What kind of lenses?
Person A: What do you mean what kind of lenses?
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hands on your knees

„Hands on your knees I’m Angelina Jolie

Usually describes giving head
„Lemme put my hands on your knees you can braid my hair do a fat crisscross in the back somewhere
by juicycokewhore May 18, 2023
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