Straight-uwu

Straight-uwu is a new sexuality that was only recently discovered.
Flag: imgur.com/vsCtqlV

You are Straight-uwu if you:

Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact a straight male

Straight-uwu Person: Ok good night, luv u UwU
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im straight but just a bit uwu

by Cringeologist March 9, 2021

Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are

thatrandomperson and teegan

Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are (sexualities)

by thatrandompersonnnnn April 27, 2024

Experimental Straight

A straight guy who is curious to how it would feel if he jammed his finger up his ass.

Jack: *Jerking off to some missionary

Jack: *Starts to get re ally curious

Jack: *Jams finger up his ass
Jack: *Smells Finger
Jack: *proceeds to wash hands
Jack: "And that's the story of how I became an experimental straight and not bisexual.

by RamoonAdoo October 30, 2017

dire straight

When a heterosexual is in an uncomfortable, non-heterosexual, situation.

Being his first trip to Las Vegas, Thomas found himself in a dire straight after he got drunk in the wrong kind of bar.

by Nyktlplk January 12, 2023

Straight

For men it means you want a women.

For women it means you want a man or a man with a woman.

Fuck I’m straight for him.

by Dictator of penis January 20, 2024

Super Straight

Term used to identify man who are attracted only to woman whom were born a woman. Some way of being recognized is with the flag Black and Orange ⬛️🟧

“Bro would you fuck a tranny?” “Nah dude I’m super straight”

by Rick77 March 7, 2021

Fat guy gets served by straight marine

On dinis browser history. Huu gay

Fat guy gets served by straight marine

by Wamiscat69 October 5, 2019