A term used when someone does something extremely bad, weird, fucked up, degenerative, sexual, horny, frowned upon, or just something that makes your stomach feel like shit, or makes your heart actually fucking stop for a second because you need to catch a breath after seeing what bullshit someone posts or say. This term can also be used on sexual messages, if someone is being weird, people typically reply with "I'm calling the police" "What the fuck", and "FBI OPEN UP!". The phrase / slang "I'm calling the police" is an effective way to tell someone to shut the fuck up, and for them to reconsider their life before saying something again or to tell someone your really fucked up and need psychotic help now. The term is similar to replying the suicide hotline number "1-800-273-TALK (8255)" , to tell someone to call it, and seek mental help (since they probably do tbh).
Guy 1: What were you doing? It's been like 6 hours!.
Guy 2: Jacking off to changed rule 34.
Guy 1: I'm calling the police and the fucking FBI to throw yo horny ass in the slammer.
Guy 1: Bouta fuckin teach this degenerate nigga ass mothafucka some goddamn justice.
Guy 2: Jacking off to changed rule 34.
Guy 1: I'm calling the police and the fucking FBI to throw yo horny ass in the slammer.
Guy 1: Bouta fuckin teach this degenerate nigga ass mothafucka some goddamn justice.
by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023
Get the I'm calling the policemug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6>I Am Laughing ANd Crying, I Call It OCnsent<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When someone, typically a telemarketer, keeps calling and asking the same questions over and over again, thus becoming a pain in your ass. Pronounced like: Colonoscopy.
Hey, Dave. I appreciate that you're trying to cell me a new phone line, but you're really just giving me a call-n-askopy.
by DJ_SHOOFLY December 5, 2016
Get the call-n-askopymug. 《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》And《¤》Jennifer《¤》Rodriguez《¤》'《¤》S《¤》Offspring《¤》Is《¤》Called《¤》Chesire《¤》
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《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》And《¤》Jennifer《¤》Rodriguez《¤》'《¤》S《¤》Offspring《¤》Is《¤》Called《¤》Chesire《¤》
by SuchBackSmacker March 11, 2025
Get the 《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》And《¤》Jennifer《¤》Rodriguez《¤》'《¤》S《¤》Offspring《¤》Is《¤》Called《¤》Chesire《¤》mug. A: I'll never get our of this alive...
B: Then you better call Saul, cause no one else is gonna want to help now
B: Then you better call Saul, cause no one else is gonna want to help now
by Sergej Heim July 25, 2024
Get the call Saulmug. by Poohtash July 24, 2019
Get the call in the pigeonsmug. An expression used to describe when the person you're calling is not expected to pick up. Thus, one may as well be calling a wall. Sometimes, these people hold perfectly good conversations via text. Yet for others, it is as if you are texting a wall too.
1.
Iván: "I really wanna to know the details for Saturday already."
Bily: "Why don't you just call her, bro?"
Iván: "Nah, I'd be calling a wall."
2.
Bily: "I wanna get to know her better, but I never see her anymore."
Iván: "So just call her, homie."
Bily: "Nah, I've tried. She's a call wall. At this point she probably replaced the phone icon on her iPhone with Instagram."
3.
Bily: Yo call this homie Latrell. I wanna go to Shake Shack already - I'm hungry as fuck.
Iván: Son, that's a wall call. You might as well ask this traffic light when Latrell is coming."
Iván: "I really wanna to know the details for Saturday already."
Bily: "Why don't you just call her, bro?"
Iván: "Nah, I'd be calling a wall."
2.
Bily: "I wanna get to know her better, but I never see her anymore."
Iván: "So just call her, homie."
Bily: "Nah, I've tried. She's a call wall. At this point she probably replaced the phone icon on her iPhone with Instagram."
3.
Bily: Yo call this homie Latrell. I wanna go to Shake Shack already - I'm hungry as fuck.
Iván: Son, that's a wall call. You might as well ask this traffic light when Latrell is coming."
by larfz March 25, 2013
Get the calling a wallmug.