potato

The best thing.
The places it's grown are the best, namely Idaho and Ireland. They are so great that many museums have been built just for them. They are so great that when they went bad a million people died.
I am potato

Person 1:"What do you want to do?"
Person 2:"Potato."
Person 1:"What?"
Person 2:"POTATO!! Potato, potato potato, pototo."

by Ranger Russet December 31, 2023

Potato coffee

Some cringy ass kid who got held in anger and being strongest in the friend group (he’s being put in a slideshow on an account called @ggsp1r1tz1). You’ll see why

Potato coffee is not him and therefore getting touched up his bum 😭😭☝️☝️🍑🍑

by Daniel Larrison January 3, 2024

Pocket Potato

an otherwise couch potato that can be coaxed out into the world but requires it be carried, catered to and coddled in a safe warm environment or theyre not going.

"No i don't wanna go....oh you have seat warmers and snacks? okay i guess ill go but I'm feelin pocket potato-y today"

by bynnossaid January 7, 2024

Twice Baked Potato

When a girl farts and it rolls up and into her vagina and then she has to fart it out again.

That girl farted a twice baked potato and it stunk up the room.

by VonkeyKong January 14, 2024

The Potato Salad Tosser

A sex move in which you collect 8-10 kids w/ down syndrome, and at least 2 shovels/other gardening tools. Bring them to a room with a mattress and hit them around w/ the tools until a few die. Then 'wash them out' by finding a dead one with a hole and cumming all over as many as possible. Now hit them around some more and repeat the steps till they're all dead. Now cook them over a spit, invite over family or anyone really. And force them to eat your salad while furiously raping them.

person 1: AHH LEAVE ME ALONE!!

person 2: Nah homie imma commit the POTATO SALAD TOSSER

person 1: FUUUUUUU- (With weird down-syndrome voice idk bro)

by Some guy 35 February 4, 2024

Dip dip potato chip

What you say when you teabag a pink-haired girl in Halo Infinite

"Dip dip potato chip", said the muffin as he unceremoniously tea bagged the pink-haired girl in Halo Infinite

by arsenalsucks February 5, 2024

Potato Club

A social club that enjoys talking about potatoes eating potatoes and have a website under the url Potatoclub.de

Potato Club is a social group of people who worship potatoes and talk about potatoes

by ThePotatoDragon December 8, 2022