happy wagon

A term used for pedophile van

I swear to Christ, if you don't bring back my headphones, I'll take you to the man who ownes the happy wagon!

by Orphan_kicKER December 14, 2019

Happy pig

A sloppy eater who is eating his/her favorite meal.

That happy pig is spilling Mac-n-Cheese on the ground.

by Kailey Girl November 8, 2015

happiness

you won’t get it here.

go and PLEASE touch grass.

and maybe you’ll get a gf/bf/enbf while your at it.

Billy-Bob: “i could never have happiness.”
Brad: “it’s ok because we have drugs”

by CrimsonTheMurderous May 27, 2023

happiness

It doesn't exist

*Error* happiness *Error*

by Insert-User-Name April 23, 2020

happy monday mother fuckers

its a great way to start your social mondays with friends

On a really bad day you only have one thing to say and if not then just say happy monday mother fuckers.

by slamdee July 15, 2017

happy as a dog in a butcher's shop

Extremely happy, because one's goals have been attained, one's dreams have been fulfilled and because present happiness is expected to linger on and on...

He married his teenage love. He's happy as a dog in a butcher's shop.

by Peter WooPeter November 7, 2016

Bingus Happy Day

Bingus Happy day is on February 13th every year and on this day we celebrate our Lord and Savior, Bingus.

Person 1: My birthday is on February 12.

Person 2: THAT'S A DAY BEFORE BINGUS HAPPY DAY

by gr3yd4y November 15, 2023