Alabama Patty Cake

When you nut in a girls ass and immediately afterward she shits on your chest and proceeds to use her hand to pat in out on your chest.

"Bro for twenty dollars that hooker will bake you an Alabama Patty Cake!"

by BamaBaker February 22, 2020

pipe my cake

Anal sex

“If you had the chance to pipe my cake, would ya?”

by Mush11 April 20, 2018

Chad Patty Cake

Invented and used by Senza (on YouTube), this term is another way to say the word 'fight,' however is written in the form of a game and is combined with other terms (sometimes sexual, but not meant in a sexual context) to create a fairly bizarre statement.

We then played Chad Patty Cake and I proceeded to fist his face until he fell unconscious.

(Playing a video game) I ran up to the enemies to play Chad Patty Cake and gave them the same thing I gave to my toilet after Taco Bell.

Don't play Chad Patty Cake with a black belt unless you enjoy sodomy.

by DonkleDaddy October 22, 2019

mexican cake boss

when the concrete finisher is taking his sweet time making the side walk perfect

I been here all day watching the Mexican cake boss finish the sidewalk to perfection

by AZwheelman September 3, 2021

Rough Cake Baking

An art of seduction involving baking a cake. Usually neither participants are wearing shirts to increase kinkiness.

I injured my arm the other day doing some rough cake baking.

by MaximusDecimusMeridius May 17, 2012

Go like cake

The act of being a pussy or someone's bitch just to avoid a conflict/ fight.

Person 1: "Damnnnn youre getting roasted in the groupchat! Roast them back!"
Person 2: "Naw I'm not tryna get cooked again"
Person 1: "Boiiiiii go like cake!"

by Lordddddd Kayvaughn July 21, 2017

Texas Cake House

An extremely risky and daring sexual maneuver in which a guy enters their partner's ass ("cake") on horseback while simotaneously attempting to lasso a steer. There is continuous debate on whether a successful lassoing of the steer needs to take place to be considered a true Texas Cake House. Some consider a failure to lasso as a completely different meneouver called the "Oklahoma Cake House."

Person 1 (in an aside to his friend while at a local pancake house): Hey bro how was your visit to Dalls last week?
Person 2: Fuckin weird. This chick I hooked up with asked me to perform a Texas Cake House on her. I obliged not knowing what it was. Next thing I know I'm in a fenced in dirt pen trying to throw a rope around a cow. Wild.

by DirtNasty69 July 31, 2017