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BenJrovGaNBJraSTASS'S GaNBJraSTeriDEs in fast cars ๐Ÿš—

Bending over Ass's ganbjrasterides in fast cars ๐Ÿš—. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created and named after benjrovganbjrastass's ganbjrasterides in fast cars ๐Ÿš— . By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq February 7, 2024
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Car fun

by Fred678 March 22, 2023
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Car Sensitivity

Car sensitivity is a disorder discovered by Ford Motor Company in Denmark. The disorder is usually caused by a conviction that taking your car to an authorized auto repair workshop is either too expensive or the service is too poor.

This leads to car owners being uncommonly protective around their cars and the disorder often reaches such a level, that it inflicts other peoples lives in a negative way.

Classic symptoms of car sensitivity

โ€ข Takes 'excessively' good care of the car and is very touchy around it.
โ€ข Is afraid that something will happen with their car and is therefore often overprotecting.
โ€ข Has trouble driving others around in their car.
โ€ข Is convinced that authorized auto repair workshops are far too expensive and fully fail to visit them.
โ€ข Always washes and polishes the car by hand.
โ€ข Has a ban on bringing food and drinks in the car. The same goes for dirty clothes and shoes.
โ€ข Removes pebbles from tires.
โ€ข Parks far from other cars in parking spaces.
โ€ข Refrains from driving in the rain.
โ€ข Never lends their car to kids and other family members.
โ€ข Uses protective covers whenever possible.

There are certain ways to adverse the symptoms, such as car covers, shoe covers, nano technology and simply never driving the car. But thereโ€™s really only one true cure, which is visiting an authorized auto repair workshop to learn that the car is in good hands and it wonโ€™t cost a fortune to receive great service.
Car sensitivity is a disorder discovered by Ford Motor Company in Denmark, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners.
Used in a sentence: "Are you really so car sensitive that our child can't sit in the car?!"
by CarSensitiveAndProud May 4, 2017
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Car Toys

Car Toys is not a better way to go
by JackOLantern764 March 31, 2024
mugGet the Car Toysmug.

Iโ€™m a fucking race car driver

A phrase used by Kelsey Allen when she needs to explain how sheโ€™s a better driver then everyone else
*Kelsey driving and dose something dumb

Emily- โ€œ you probably shouldnโ€™t have done thatโ€
Kelsey- โ€œ Itโ€™s ok Iโ€™m a fucking race car driverโ€
by Emcaz June 27, 2019
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polish car wash

similar to playing footsies, one person rubs their sock clad feet vigorously against another person's bare feet creating a warm sensation, usually whorishly
are you giving me a polish car wash under the table dude?
by sleepysleepysleepy July 12, 2017
mugGet the polish car washmug.

car balls

Noun: the condition of your balls after a long car ride, while not letting your balls breathe. This can result in a stale, sweaty pair of nuts.
I just drove non-stop for 6 hours. I need a shower to get rid of these car balls.
by icrazylegs June 29, 2018
mugGet the car ballsmug.

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