Ninja

He is the best squeaker ever for those clapped 9 year old mother fucking normies who still think Ali-A is a good meme

When you watch Ninja you always get the best 9 year old cringyness

9 year old Carl: “ Yo yo George you watch the best fortnite player ever”
9 year old George: “ Who’s that mush”
Carl: “ It’s Ninja”
George: “ Innit he is the best

by 90percentbiggay April 3, 2019

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Ninja Attack

1. when someone comes completely out of nowhere during a race or any other event.

2. fighting a single person or a group of people like ninja

"That guy was in last place for the race but he just Ninja Attacked us."

by y.cole June 15, 2012

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That lil teacher's pet in class that has basically memorized the whole textbook. Her ego has visible stretch marks and her parents will hunt down your poor teacher just to send her to the top of the class. If she doesn't get her way, then grab some popcorn and gummy bears; watch the drama unfold. Entertaining when you ain't part of it. This lil bitch is literally asking you to choke her. Go ahead. Do it ! Please !

"I give up, the textbook ninja has officially taken over"
"Haha look at the textbook ninja over there, no friend! Makes sense"

by mc!aren_senna May 28, 2021

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fruit ninja days

referring to a time period where one self harms or cuts themselves

I cant send you thigh pics because of my fruit ninja days.

by ktkills January 25, 2024

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Ninja Dust

The act of busting on the woman's breasts and then tossing a handful of glitter in the cum. Whilst creating a beautiful art piece, you disappear before she gets the aftermath out of her nose and eyes.

Bro, last night I ninja dusted this girl, and dipped. She had no idea where I went.

by NorthernOmen March 1, 2024

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