Shit Splash

When you're taking a dump and your shit smacks the water hard, rather than diving down, causing a splash.

Man, I was in the bathroom washing my hands and then I heard a shit splash from the stall.

by DuckyDumbDumb March 11, 2011

shit and get

We need to finish what we are doing and move on.

A common phrase in the construction industry.

This building opens in one week, we need to shit and get.

by EOD!V November 15, 2013

shit sip

The last sip of a beverage, the backwash that has accumulated during the drinking of the beverage.

The only way to avoid a shit sip of beer is to pound it.

by Dan Lachapelle December 6, 2005

shitting stars

The "white stars" that are visible when in a state of near blackout due to pushing too hard during the act of defacation shitting.

Dude, I was hoping that I would have a money shit however, those burritos clogged me up good and I saw "shitting stars" when I tried to dump.

by WebPhenom September 15, 2006

Shammy shits

Getting diarrhea immediately after drinking a shamrock shake.

Hey boss can't come into work today I have the shammy shits, the mintyness burns my anus.

by Mr.GordonPlow February 18, 2021

Shit Stop

When one goes to the bathroom to piss, but subsequently decides to take a shit as well. Similar to a pit stop in nascar, if a driver needs to get gas, he/she might decide to change the tires as well while they're at it.

Anonymous kid A: God dude I got out of Math class and had to take a piss the entire fucking class, I felt like I was about to get a UTI but I had to copy this Asian chick who was rocking a Hello Kitty watch so I knew she knew her shit.

Anonymous kid B: Fuck that class dude, math is the lesbian sister of biology, so my conservative catholic parents would never let me take it. How was that piss?

Anonymous kid A: Dude, it started out as a piss, but since I was already there I decided to take a shit stop and Release the Kraken on that toilet!

by Hurdsauce July 27, 2011

son of shit

When someone is the absolute worst. It does not get much worse than the Son of Shit.

That guy is a real jerk. He is the son of shit.

I don't say this very often, but you are the son of shit.

by Chuck Javers November 30, 2016