by Brendannn October 18, 2008
Get the pull a fast one mug.1. Vaginal intercourse with an Asian prostitute, typically missionary style, in order to, if not tame the heathen, at least "soothe the savage beast" with the music of one's loins (not unlike a cricket in that regard). Named for the polite children's term differentiating the different excretory functions ("number one", as opposed to "number two").
2. An Asian whore's specialty. Either the finest delicacy in her "cuisine", or her old standby, on which she relies like a crutch for her livelihood.
2. An Asian whore's specialty. Either the finest delicacy in her "cuisine", or her old standby, on which she relies like a crutch for her livelihood.
That whore was twisted. She posed like a baseball catcher and signalled with one finger between her legs to indicate "number one fuckie".
That bitch wanted six dollars for number one fuckie! She's a three-dollar whore if I ever saw one. Goddamn currency manipulator.
That bitch wanted six dollars for number one fuckie! She's a three-dollar whore if I ever saw one. Goddamn currency manipulator.
by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 14, 2012
Get the number one fuckie mug.An idea that usually sounds good at One in the morning, but when played out it usually goes horribly wrong.
-One In The Morning Idea-
-"I know where my dad keeps his gun"
*one of your friends dead within the hour*
-trying to prove your badassdedness to your friends by jumping off the roof into the pool over being called a pussy.
"DOODE YOUR SOOOO GAY. YOUR NOT THAT MUCH OF A BADASS....PUSSY"
"PSHH FUCK YOU MAN, ILL FUCKING JUMP OFF YOUR ROOF INTO THE POOL"
'YOUR TOO PUSSY"
"LETS GO"
*friend jumps in pool. noone notices he jumps in the shallow end...friend floats up....pronounced dead at the scene*
-Looking up random videos, getting pissed and sending a hateful email to The Government.
*missing by 6am*
-"I know where my dad keeps his gun"
*one of your friends dead within the hour*
-trying to prove your badassdedness to your friends by jumping off the roof into the pool over being called a pussy.
"DOODE YOUR SOOOO GAY. YOUR NOT THAT MUCH OF A BADASS....PUSSY"
"PSHH FUCK YOU MAN, ILL FUCKING JUMP OFF YOUR ROOF INTO THE POOL"
'YOUR TOO PUSSY"
"LETS GO"
*friend jumps in pool. noone notices he jumps in the shallow end...friend floats up....pronounced dead at the scene*
-Looking up random videos, getting pissed and sending a hateful email to The Government.
*missing by 6am*
by ParanoidPoe January 9, 2011
Get the One In The Morning Idea mug.A guy who cherishes a woman for the rest of his life.
This guy waited a while to meet this woman, and didn't want relationships in high school because most women were immature.
This guy waited a while to meet this woman, and didn't want relationships in high school because most women were immature.
Jerry only had one girlfriend his entire life, and married her, and died with her, and loved her.
Jerry having loving only one woman in his life, he is a "One Woman Man".
Jerry having loving only one woman in his life, he is a "One Woman Man".
by Chops92 June 18, 2011
Get the One Woman Man mug.by jimmybone d May 27, 2008
Get the lose one's cool mug.Particularly for men, the One Urinal Rule is the act of placing your self in a public restroom where there is at least one urinal between you and the nearest other person in the room. If there are not enough urinals to do so, take an empty toilet stall.
Not necessary if there are large enough walls between the urinals.
There will be times where this rule may not be able to be applied, such as a busy restroom.
Not necessary for toilet stalls.
This helps prevent awkward restroom conversations.
Not necessary if there are large enough walls between the urinals.
There will be times where this rule may not be able to be applied, such as a busy restroom.
Not necessary for toilet stalls.
This helps prevent awkward restroom conversations.
James walks into the mens room only to see two urinals and one man at them,he then recalls the One Urinal Rule, James then decides to walk into a stall instead of standing next to the other man.
by Dahlriku August 5, 2008
Get the One Urinal Rule mug.by Pudge Spitfiire April 6, 2008
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