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Michael

This is a guy that is way to loud for his dick size. Like this guy is constantly singing and being so obnoxious when his dick is the size of a grain of rice. He also pretends he's a redneck who rides around with the queen of England in his back seat. Lastly, this guy is supper gay
Michael is kinda weird bro. I mean he soooooo loud and has a tiny dick.
by Weebyblazeit February 4, 2022
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Michael Harris

The North Adams ¨Diddy¨ he is know for showing his erect genitals and phrasing they as ¨A little over 8¨
Michael Harris is a little over 8¨.
by jimbo 812223 September 16, 2025
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Michael

OCB From Heratige academy down to masters in tang soon do I'm not the middle of the trident no what I mean !!!!
Michael.Lowest man on the totem till your back hurts give a nigga a break gangstas...to heros piece out bitches.979440 OcB
by Banana 7 November 27, 2023
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Michael

Who the fuck is Michael ?
‘ sound alike a well hung guy , but who the fuck is Michael ?
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Michael

A 'Michael' is a man who is superior to others, and is always praised by everyone. A Michael is a God from the early Greek times.
"Wow, he's such a Michael. I wanna praise him every day, he's so cool!"
"I know, right? He's such an awesome God, I wish I were him."
by every definition in the world November 7, 2022
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Michael

This michael is fucked the fuck up but is still caring, his background is hard and he wont tell you when he's upset, but would let you know when he loves you and has a really kinky side spreads his toes weirdly but still makes you laugh. this michael is a virgo and pared with a capricorn(me) you guys had a relationship and now a situatioship, complicationship but acted like a couple smokes alot of fucking weed then forgets what happened the next day or after 3 hours, he will have deep conversations with you and tell you personal shit you cant use aginst him and when your with him and that moments over youll miss him like crazt listen to "Glimpse of us" by Joji crying on reapeat becuase you love and miss him
Hoe girl #1: why she fuck with him when he ugly?
Hoe girl #2: right neva me!
Ex girl best friend (his): yea thatz best
me: makes me happy das my Michael,and i love him💗💗💗
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
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