When your girlfriend comes home drunk from the bar and gets stuck in the toilet with the seat up and you have to pull her out.
John had to pull a Howard the Duck on Robin when she came home all shitty last night and fell in the can.
by Bariatrocity May 31, 2018

Leaving leonard to go pound out a girl and never come back.
Peter: I'm leaving g guys sorry
Leonard: I bet it's a mallad duck called
Peter sorry I'll be back.
Peter: I'm leaving g guys sorry
Leonard: I bet it's a mallad duck called
Peter sorry I'll be back.
by Mallad duck August 12, 2016

Person 1 is aware that Person 2 wants on-sight mutual combat. Person 1 does everything he can to avoid crossing paths with Person 2. Person 1 is ducking taco.
by AlphaNaz September 2, 2023

by Lily28s January 29, 2020

The act of rationalizing unprotected sex/not using a condom when one or both parties are not ready for a child.
When we got back from dinner, it was getting hot and heavy fast. The thought crossed my mind to grab a condom, but I figured there was no harm in doing it one time without protection. I was rubber ducking for like 20 minutes in my head.
by Thee Big D December 16, 2021

by Chadd Bryant July 4, 2020

You gay or you sus as hell
You really a duck
Let’s say you wrongfully accuse someone, instead of calling them gay call em a duck
Let’s say you wrongfully accuse someone, instead of calling them gay call em a duck
by peaches1738 October 21, 2020
