When your girlfriend comes home drunk from the bar and gets stuck in the toilet with the seat up and you have to pull her out.
John had to pull a Howard the Duck on Robin when she came home all shitty last night and fell in the can.
by Bariatrocity May 31, 2018
Get the Howard the Duckmug. Leaving leonard to go pound out a girl and never come back.
Peter: I'm leaving g guys sorry
Leonard: I bet it's a mallad duck called
Peter sorry I'll be back.
Peter: I'm leaving g guys sorry
Leonard: I bet it's a mallad duck called
Peter sorry I'll be back.
by Mallad duck August 12, 2016
Get the mallad duckmug. Person 1 is aware that Person 2 wants on-sight mutual combat. Person 1 does everything he can to avoid crossing paths with Person 2. Person 1 is ducking taco.
by AlphaNaz September 2, 2023
Get the Ducking Tacomug. by Lily28s January 29, 2020
Get the Dying Duckmug. The act of rationalizing unprotected sex/not using a condom when one or both parties are not ready for a child.
When we got back from dinner, it was getting hot and heavy fast. The thought crossed my mind to grab a condom, but I figured there was no harm in doing it one time without protection. I was rubber ducking for like 20 minutes in my head.
by Thee Big D December 16, 2021
Get the Rubber Duckingmug. by Chadd Bryant July 4, 2020
Get the two duck fuckmug. You gay or you sus as hell
You really a duck
Let’s say you wrongfully accuse someone, instead of calling them gay call em a duck
Let’s say you wrongfully accuse someone, instead of calling them gay call em a duck
by peaches1738 October 21, 2020
Get the Duckmug.