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Bell Beefer

1. Taco meat on a hamburger bun. A fast food delight circa the 1980's.
2. Also, Nasty Barf.
1. Blaine spilled the Bell Beefer all over his Izod shirt and Members Only jacket while eating at the taco fast food place.
2. John blew a bell beefer all over Mindy, his date.
by Vanilla25Cent June 20, 2006
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beefcake

1. Somebody really ripped and muscular. Usu. male.
2. Used ironically to describe somebody extremely overweight. Popularized by an early episode of South Park in which Cartman drinks weight gain formula and gets really huge.
3. A cake made of meat. Almost always beef.
Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!!!
by Paul O'Neill July 3, 2004
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Mongolian Beefeater

One who enjoys the act of cunnilingus and willfully disregards excess hair or smell on the beef curtains.
Ralph was ravenous for vagina he didn't care that the pussy wasn't trimmed or washed, he was a Mongolian Beefeater.
by Mongolian Beefeater October 7, 2010
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Beefable

When someone is hot enough to be fucked.
Guy 1: Dude, she is really hot.

Guy 2: Yeah man, She is totally beefable.
by cannonccok December 27, 2011
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beefy vagocko

1. a burrito inside a taco shell wrapped in a tortilla.

2.a regular vagocko is a nice and still intact vagina while a beefy vagocko is beaten and worn down.
1.Oh my god that vagocko tasted so good.

2.I just broke up with my girlfriend-guy 1
why-guy 2
she had a beefy vagocko it looked like it was smashed by a whole football team-guy 1
thats so nasty she had to have some STD-guy 2
by wshslax12 August 2, 2012
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beefcake graphman

A man that is a total beefcake but can also graph very well. They are usually worshiped as gods of algebra 1.
Wow look at that dude he can graph so well he’s like a beefcake graphman. He’s immortal!
by Axis powers November 15, 2019
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Beefie the Cow

Beefie the cow was the biggest cow and animal to ever walk the earth. He was bigger than most mountains. He was so big that all of the meat products today come from Beefie himself.

Beefie was married to Bessie the cow, who was almost as big as him. All the dairy products in the world come from Bessie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy,will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.

Beefie, Bessie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.

Many people still worship the great Beefie, Bessie and Befessie today.
Child: Mom, where does beef come from?
Mom: From Beefie the Cow of course!
by SqueakyPig17 May 9, 2020
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