roasting your beans

Giving someone a hard time or making fun of them

Dude stop taking it so seriously he's just roasting your beans

by ispillthingz February 22, 2018

Green Bean Dog

Stupid ass fucking dog stole my green bean when I was eating green beans

I fucking hate Green Bean Dog.

by ZayTheFunnyMan July 4, 2022

Fishy bean burrito

When you put your testicles in a girl's ass and fuxk her pussy

I meet this freaking girl last night she got me to do the fishy bean burrito to her

by Only real homie July 16, 2021

a can of beans and a prayer

a state of being, in which you are BARELY surviving

“Granny, I’m having a bad day”
“Oh Hun, looks like you barely got a can of beans and prayer, right now.”

a can of beans and a prayer

by dingdongsam November 1, 2022

baked bean <3

the best girlfriend on the planet and i’m so thankful to have her

“is that your gf? yeah pretty right 😎”

but i have to include-baked bean <3

by pootsylv October 2, 2021

Bop n’ Beans

A southern delicacy where a redneck gal (female) gives you a blowjob, while you eat baked beans, in which she prepares.

Russ- *in southern accent* -“Hey Crystal, I want bop n’ beans!”

by Hdjsjshdjdj July 18, 2018

Trampoline jelley bean

A nan who is soft and like being tossed around by men like a trampoline

Seth is such a trampoline jelley bean I heard he likes man bears

by Harry windmill June 22, 2018