scheem bag

A very scheemy-ish person. Someone who is cheap, is a dirt bag, and scandelous. Also known as:

a scoundrell

a slime bag

a scandelous wench

a certain someone named Brandy

a trophy wife

Scheem Bag: Hey, Chanaynay... I'm likin' those shoes... Could I borrow dem?...

Chanaynay: No, Scheem Bag! You'll just steal them, you scandal!

Scheem Bag: Okay, Chanaynay... I'm likin' that shirt...

Chanaynay: Where's my watch, you theif?!?!

by spaghettieater February 5, 2010

Cret-Bag

cret-bag is a combination of a cretin and a douchebag. cret-bags are known to be absolute crets.

You are an absolute cret-bag

Look at that cret-bag

by the sweede August 19, 2009

Douche Bag

When a person wears a tight ass T-shirt which contains either a dragon, flaming phoenix, a crown, any flashy gold print or all/any combination of these options on your t-shirt.
If your friend is wearing something like this then he is officially a Douche Bag.

Hey babe look at all those Douche bags doing the fist pump with each other.

by Huantwothree March 8, 2010

Douche Bag

Kanye West.

Reporter: It was announced worldwide today that Kanye West will now be a synonym for the word Douche Bag because no other word describes him quite so exquisitely. He was a Douche to begin with but the Bag part was added when he made a complete twat out of himself by being a dick to Taylor Swift. Fuck you Kanye you total Douche Bag!

*Screams insanely in to camera*

by Monster_erection January 5, 2010

bag pooper

A person who poops in a bag. The bag can be paper or plastic. Anyone who takes a dump in a bag.

J: "oh shit, I can't find a fuckin toilet!" Hey, I guess I could take a dump in this newspaper rain bag.....

(Takes a dump in the bag)

B: I guess that makes you a bag pooper!

by Plastic bag poopin' mofo May 13, 2008

Slow-bag

v. To t-bag a person in a video game using slow up and down movements, or the slow sweeping t-bagging of a killed adversary in video games.

Phi Phenom just slow-bagged my dead body after team killing me. grr.

by Phi Phenom April 25, 2011

Milk Bagging

The act of being hit in the face with a breast.

i.e. the female equivalent of tea bagging

Dude 1: Hey man, who gave you that shiner?
Dude 2: Dude, my girlfriend got a little intense with the milk bagging last night. You can see my face-print on her tit now! It's like the breast of turin or something.

by damoroso December 20, 2010