Simp

A man who lives in Virginia and spends more money then he earns on a girl who sucks dick behind his back meanwhile her vagina smells like fish, this man will cut every close friend out of his life for a golddigger without even realizing it

Hey I hear Alex flew into town let's hang with him

Nah hes a simp , he's probably shoving a bundle of roses up veronikas vagina to get rid of that awful fish smell that half of Portland is complaining about

by JewishNutsack June 8, 2020

Simp

Squirrels in my pants.

There are simp.

by august' June 8, 2020

Simp

1. The name given to a boy who would do anything possible to get with a girl.

2. The name given to a boy who is overly obsessed with a girl

“Philip McCorry is such a simp”

by BasicallyMikey June 8, 2020

Simp

Josh mc simp

Guy: I would do a old fashion josh squires for that girl Emma. Simp

by BIGGY CHEESY BOY June 8, 2020

Simp

When your playing xbox with the boys and you leave to be with your girl

Dude Alex is such a simp he left the squad to hang out with his girl

by Mattitooi June 8, 2020

Simp

A guy who will do anything to make their girl happy even if that means giving up saturdays #ftb

Zach Jouri is the biggest simp for his girl Leah

by Yourgirl6969 June 8, 2020

Simp

A kid who goes all out for the cat but never gets any. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Mikey or Brandon.

Bro Mikey is straight being whipped by a girl who friend zoned him.

Brandon cancelled going out drinking tonight to go shopping for bathing suits with Maggie.

Simp- A man who puts himself all out for a female who doesn’t bring anything to the table and typically friendzones him.

by bud_light.Destoryer June 8, 2020