National Fake Friend Day

National Fake Friend Day is a day where you post fake friends on November 5th.

“You remember that bitch that snaked me?”
“Yeah”

“She finna get it today”
National Fake Friend Day is a day where you post fake friends on November 5th.

by ashkash November 1, 2021

National Kick Mr.T day

If you know anyone named Mr.T you have the right to kick them.

Its National Kick Mr.T day lets go kick Mr.T

by poopeater ADEN October 30, 2020

National booty appreciation day

The day where you can send random booty pics

Kelcey Algiere😖🤑

Friend:yo it’s national booty appreciation day

Me:igh hold up

by Kelcey algiere May 28, 2018

national happy puppies day

national happy puppies day is on april 15th don’t forget to comment happy puppies on every post you see

yo! did you see emma comment happy puppies on jason’s post for national happy puppies day?

by uheggo April 3, 2021

National suck dick day

National suck dick day is on October 17th so suck that dick!

It’s October 17th you know what that means, it’s national suck dick day

by Keeprunninlikeforest October 17, 2019

National Lying Bitch Day

EVERYDAY OF THE FUCKING YEAR (including: leap year, bitches don't take a day off)

Friend Jared : "Hey did you know today is National Lying Bitch Day, that must be why your wife got DP while she was at the "park with the kids"."
Friend David: "Fuck you Jared, every day is National Lying Bitch Day"

by FBGMTGMBAM March 5, 2022

National Two PonyTail Day

When August 11 where two ponytails with edges

I’m gonna wear two ponytails For National two Ponytail Day

by marnitra27 August 8, 2019