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John Michael

Some little shit that runs up to your butt hole and probes the living shit out of it
by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025
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Michael Marlowe

You might vape but you're not as good as Michael Marlowe
by peteymcpeterton January 28, 2018
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Michael Minute

Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.

A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
Examples:

“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”

“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”

"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025
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Reverse Michael Jackson

To give girl with very white skin a very dark hickey. So dark it’s basically black.
She had a good time recently, bitch had a huge reverse Michael Jackson right on her chest.
by Avangaline July 12, 2018
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Michael Jackson

Someone who I wouldn’t want near my kids
Bob: Who is that?
Eddy: Michael Jackson
Bob: Shit, better hide the kids
by minoyoyoyoe August 21, 2024
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Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson went through a Michael Jackson
by anonymous August 25, 2025
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michael schaan

a guy with a colossal cock, micro balls and a fuck load of foreskin
by the peen splinter8945 September 16, 2019
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