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Bean Man Sam

by WaddlerTheDuck August 17, 2020
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white bean soup

Coach can’t go to bed before he’s had his bowl of white bean soup.
by Pp check November 9, 2020
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Ju Ju Beaned

When you get beaten repeatedly with the candy jujubes until your face is battered and you need to wear headgear to repair your grill. Also a girl that gets tea bagged by the abominable snowman whilst eating the hard gummy candy.
Ju Ju Beaned: act of being hit with candy or being teabagged by a hairy bastard
by Elrozz December 15, 2017
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Black bean sandwich

Black bean sandwich, to lick a black man's testicles while your head is between two white men's buttocks
Our sex life has been lacking so we decided to spice it up with a black bean sandwich
by Havenoregregs December 19, 2022
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season my beans

While receiving a blow job your significant other sneezes on your balls.
While you down there girl, how 'bout you season my beans?
by toiletjocky February 28, 2015
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Bean dip shit

A shit that resembles a pile of bean dip.
Man! After a night of drinking beer and eating burritos, I had a MASSIVE bean dip shit!!!

Holy shit! We were in the park today and needed to use the restroom. Someone left bean dip shit all over the commode!!!!

Dixie was changing little Brysons diaper and she vomited! Bryson had taken a 7 lb bean dip shit!!!
by J.R. 1 December 27, 2021
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a can of beans and a prayer

a state of being, in which you are BARELY surviving
“Granny, I’m having a bad day”
“Oh Hun, looks like you barely got a can of beans and prayer, right now.”

a can of beans and a prayer
by dingdongsam November 1, 2022
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