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ho ho johnson

A tarty little bitch who's down for santa clause any day of the week, and all the long Johnson's
Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: OMG I finally got with Shaniqua

Ballsy Brad: Oh yeah how was it?

Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: She was such a little Ho Ho Johnson.
by moth4lampzzz June 5, 2020
mugGet the ho ho johnsonmug.

Reject the ho

When you need to put a bitch in her place. Used against hoes. Special power move where one asserts dominance through means of rejection.
James: when in doubt reject the ho
Students: aye aye cap’n

Alex: reject the ho to be with me

Jake: mmm Saylesss

Drew: then I tried to kiss her and she took a shit on my porch so I rejected the ho

Zach: *blushes* LOL nice dude
by Shitnutz4269 May 14, 2021
mugGet the Reject the homug.

Ho Stomping

When you get pissed at a male or female friend for being a complete retard before a large group of people.
Girl: Did you see him? I was ho stomping him for a week.

Boy: Bitch. Oh my god, you do that one more time I swear to god i will be ho stomping you until I die.
by Ho Stomper June 18, 2010
mugGet the Ho Stompingmug.

Dock Ho’s

Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.
Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!

Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.
by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020
mugGet the Dock Ho’smug.

sing ho

when someone is lip syncing in a video, and they are mumbling the lyrics, people comment sing ho.
stop chewing the lyrics, sing ho.
by myamii April 11, 2024
mugGet the sing homug.

ho blow

I just got ho blown. Good thing it's legal here.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
mugGet the ho blowmug.

HOS

HOS stands for ‘Have Our Souls’.
(HOS’ actual meaning is ‘Hands On Shoulders’)

When you need help, you would usually call for SOS services, right? Well, I believe you should start calling HOS services instead of SOS.

Reasons why:

1. HOS sounds very similar to SOS.
2. There is an action that you can perform to attract help:
-This action is where you put your hands on your shoulders and call out for HOS.
3. I don’t know

Always call for HOS instead of SOS!
“Oh no! I’m being kidnapped!” - Kid
“You can’t call for SOS Services now~” - Kidnapper
“If I can’t call SOS Services, I should call HOS!” - Kid
“HOS” (with hands on shoulders) - Kid
by urenergiser January 7, 2022
mugGet the HOSmug.

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