When the coaching staff makes you jam a football into your peehole and you are forced to practice college football with a football inside your penis. Just like a car wash.
“Hey there. Welcome to Northwestern Football. Now please, insert this football through your peehole. You know, just like a car wash!
by Darve July 11, 2023
Get the Car Washmug. by CockBLock900 September 7, 2016
Get the Reverse Car-Washmug. by Janey March 21, 2024
Get the American Car Washmug. by Nodiceplease March 6, 2021
Get the Guantanamo Car Washmug. by Jommyg November 29, 2015
Get the nebraskan car bluemug. A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.
She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.
by gogeauxf June 10, 2021
Get the Bumper car clusterfuckmug. A car with wheels, doors that lock, air-conditioning, and the ability to reach 100 kilometres per hour.
by Kanaris™ December 20, 2023
Get the an carmug.