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Twig's Law

When you join a discord group chat owned by a large account with a big following and you enter voice chat only to be greeted with a hive mind of people that sound autistic and/or posses a lisp and quote unfunny memes.
*joins the discord group chat*
User 1: "YANKEE WITH NO BRIM!!!"
User 2: "BRIM WITH NO YANKEE!!!!"
User 3: "I'm catholic but I hate jews and blacks!"
User 4:" Did you see my big chungus man behind the slaughter yankee with no brim meme!"

Me: Immaculate example of Twig's Law. A bunch of retards blistfully giggling around.
by EnhancedAutism May 7, 2020
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co-nibling-in-law

Spouse's nibling's spouse.
My co-nibling-in-law is a good person.
by KNN128 June 15, 2021
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Iznop's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, Iznop's Law is "As an online investment argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will equate bad performance or just a general dislike of the investment to a Ponzi scheme. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Iznop's Law has effectively forfeited the argument."
"I love Bitcoin so I bought a lot of it."

"Wow you are stupid! I lost a lot of money so you shouldn't fall for this Ponzi scheme."

"Since you invoked Iznop's law, you have lost the argument."
by humtake October 14, 2025
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Yuri's Law

Any thread containing Yuri or being its main focus, will eventually fall into NTR and cuckoldry territory as it is a representation of their fandom's inner desires.
Chad: I think Yuri is pretty cool. cute girls are meant to be with each other.

Mike: Actually, NTR'ing a girl from a guy is the purest thing ever though, because then the "stolen" girl would be purified from filthy male hands.

Chad: there it is, Yuri's Law in action.
by Cerrien December 9, 2022
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law of surtr

The law of surtr states that if the first or second reply to ragebait is longer than 1 sentence, the ragebaiter will be declared victorious, comes from the giant surtr for his giant size and mass destruction, if the replier replies thrice see law of ares
not cool dued!!
nope u
WHAT THE HECKING HECK!! mods ban him he just called my mom fat no BAN HIM NOW I WANT HIM GONE
no u
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????????????????????? YOU THINK I SHOULD BE BANISHED TO THE FORGOTTEN REALM?!!!!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU YOU SICK WEIRDO YOURE SICK YOU WEIRDO IM NOT ANDREW LAEDDIS WHAT THE FLIP!!!
I invoke the law of surtr for he declares this battle won in my name
by terrydavisdivineintelligence August 21, 2025
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Karamazov's Law

The idea that the actual state of a relationship is inversely related to how it is portrayed on social media
A: Karen and Mark seem happy, they're always talking about it on Instagram
B: Yeah right lol. Karen's a massive cunt
A: Karamazov's Law strikes again!
by Dr.Crow January 7, 2021
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Law of Aviation

There is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
by Land00 November 6, 2020
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