A "Full Dong Press" occurs when a male colleague approaches your desk and stands behind you while you're seated and working at you computer. As he leans in to look at the monitor, he presses his genitals into your shoulder causing you to shrink away in a desperate attempt to escape the unwanted pressure of his dong against your body. The discomfort of a Full Dong Press is much worse if the perpetrator is wearing shorts, skinny jeans, or athletic pants.
Dude, I've been violated. Johnny just gave me a Full Dong Press while looking at my invoice reports.
Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
by anonymous August 8, 2025
Get the Full Dong Pressmug. When two men put the tips of their of penises together, and are being jerked off by a third person in one continuos and straight stroke. From scrotum to scrotum. This is considered a Full Pull.
This term originates from tractor pulling.
This term originates from tractor pulling.
by Dane Hurricane September 3, 2019
Get the Full pullmug. Person 1 - "We went full The Full Mcpherto on that paedophile."
Person 2 - "yeah, you blokes definitely know your way around a wood chipper
Person 2 - "yeah, you blokes definitely know your way around a wood chipper
by Burnallrockspiders June 10, 2022
Get the The Full Mcphertomug. by anonymous February 26, 2021
Get the full handedmug. An unstable, irrational, bat shit crazy state of mind, to the point where you would voluntarily cover your living room floor with a layer of sand from wall to wall.
Chris returned from his black ops mission, and started eating weed, scamming people for gambling money, and name dropping celebrities. He had officially gone full sand
by Gossip Gary June 23, 2021
Get the Full Sandmug. by Jeffwah January 21, 2018
Get the Full smirkmug. When you drop all inhibition and just do you. The act of not giving a fuck, and doing something awesome.
by zeeeeeeecaptain January 7, 2016
Get the full captainmug.