The Duck Dealer

The duck dealer deals ducks to people. His name is Rob.

Person: I saw the duck dealer today

by Gerald the shitty seagull January 25, 2020

duck periods

When a male duck periodically gushes blood from outside it's dick-hole.

My friend just took his duck to the vet...it was having one of those duck periods.

by Naveed Mosca July 6, 2017

Duck butter

Duck Butter is the meth that's loaded into a pipe, burnt then scraped out.

Yo bro, let's smoke that duck butter.

by Artist mercurial December 12, 2019

Duck

1
Noun

A bird; all ducks swim.
Sometimes they fly.
2
Get out of the way quickly

1 Look at that cute little duck
2 DUCK!!!

by Das Papercut November 27, 2014

Eating ducks

Slang word for calling some one a cunt

joe: “Do you eat ducks”
slim: “No Joe mama”

eating ducks

by Bananalover200 August 6, 2022

Yuck Ducking

Yuck ducking is a fuck sport, where bitches on YouTube or Facebook vibrate their pussies and QUEEF like a duck quaking! It's high mileage roast beef lipped whit e girl pussy that got tore up by BBC. You will NEVER see a tight pink rose bud ever do that. Women that can do this are known as QUACKWHORES.

Jill is very good at Yuck Ducking NOW, she used to work at Mons Venus and gave lots of naked lap dances to black men with money. Occasionally.... I mean daily she slipped and fell on some BBC and it went right in the hole over and over again. Eventually her little rosebud turned into the high mileage fucked out roast beef pussy. Loose as a Goose! Now with her high milage wore out, stretched out hole she gas found a new call in life. Literally making duck calls with her farting pussy! No one wants her now except the occasional OG. Her money went down so NOW she is making YouTube and Facebook videos of herself YUCK DUCKING to entertain the masses. It's pornography with her clothes on. ATLEAST THIS BITCH HAS A ONLYFANS!

by Quack Whore 69 February 7, 2024

Duck

A stunning animal. The purest and most incredible animal every to visit our planet. The opposite of a goose.

Person 1: Looks like this is it. My life has deteriorated to nothing. I cant go on
Duck: quack
Person 1: You know what, youre right. Time to turn my life around. I love you Duck.

by DeletedUserAcc1728873 February 4, 2021