Hym โThat was a call-back you humorless dork. Howโs all that moral posturing feel? Good? Good.โ
by Hym Iam October 5, 2022

HE DEAD!
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by A name that rhymes /w Hershey November 22, 2023

by Mr. Myanmar October 18, 2023

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

When someone, typically a telemarketer, keeps calling and asking the same questions over and over again, thus becoming a pain in your ass. Pronounced like: Colonoscopy.
Hey, Dave. I appreciate that you're trying to cell me a new phone line, but you're really just giving me a call-n-askopy.
by DJ_SHOOFLY December 5, 2016

When youโre driving around the suburbs during the mid afternoon and the elegant aroma of Kentucky Fried Chicken wafts through the window. You start to salivate, your eyes bulge, you must have that greasy chicken. You gun it to the nearest drive through, fulfil the transaction with the pizza face teenager.
Mmmโฆ life doesnโt get much better.
Mmmโฆ life doesnโt get much better.
by Captain Greaseball September 15, 2023
