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ninja

The white-man's version of the N-word.
"My ninja!", "Ninja, what did you say?", "Calm down ninja!"
by manmadman July 12, 2020
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Ninja

Damn it Ninja where is my phone?
by Adrianna Bell April 24, 2015
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Ninja Starred

When you pick at your face so hard from using Crystal that you gain a 3rd eye between your eyebrows that looks like a ninja star was thrown at you.
by Kieshas dirty sock August 29, 2023
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Logistical ninja

One who owns at making shit happen!
Did you see this party, Bob is a logistical ninja!
by Smrtblue December 6, 2017
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Ninja Turtling

Wearing socks with thong slippers a.k.a. "flip-flops"
I was ninja turtling the fuck out of my boyfriends locals when I went to da stow earlier .
by curriedkitty May 21, 2017
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ninja battle

An intensive battle between 2 or more participants.
in which after being back to back for three seconds each "Ninja" must leap out and spin to face there opponent(s).

"Ninja's" must take there turn clockwise, the first "Ninja" to have his/her turn is the one whom is last to land after leaping.

the first turn can be any footwork or hand movment the "Ninja" wishes but it must be swift and in one direction.

the turn is then passed clockwise to the next "Ninja" and they must make there move.

when targeted or threatend by an oponetnt "Ninja's" move the other ninja can doge, it must be as swift as an attack.

falling over in a battle of "Ninja" is the same as having your hand hit by your opponent, instant dissmisal.

a "Ninja" can crouch or lay flat in order of strateigical placment, but it must be a movment and not out of turn.
The two grand Ninjas JFlux and Jlatham endured a seven hour Ninja battle in order to conclude there disspute on the ussfulness of mystical space typhoon.
by JFlux June 7, 2014
mugGet the ninja battlemug.

ninja

ninja (verb) - to skillfully take an object without being detected
Hey when you go to Wal-Mart could you ninja me some 5 hour energy drinks.
by twindragon November 12, 2010
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