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Lost dreams and tea

The one-day's, the maybe's, the I-hope's, the imaginary-future-game's, the can't-wait's, and the we-should's.

The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish.

It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors.

P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there
P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now.
P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.
I live out my days on lost dreams and tea, but if I am not mad, then who else will I be?
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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Cameltoe Tea

Dude… she’s drinking cameltoe tea
by Fundell Miballs October 4, 2023
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Tea Belly

When you have too many delicious and savory Twisted Teas and your belly starts to hurt. At its worst, Stage 4 Tea Belly is known to force grown men into a fetal position for up to 4 hours.
Jake: That lil grom Isaac has been huddled in the corner wimpering for hours. How pathetic!

Skeeter: Well, he did have like 13 Twisted Teas this afternoon.
Jake: Sounds like a classic case of Tea Belly. Maybe even Stage 4.
Skeeter: Probably. Still pathetic though!
by Dr. Grommer, MD October 7, 2023
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tea Ho

A girl who hoards all types of teas. Drinks tea all year round and loves it hot or iced. Herbal or black. She collects an extensive collection of teas. She is a tea ho.
She is a tea Ho!
by Natalia Data October 7, 2023
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Tea

The thing British people cannot give an unconscious person.
by TomDickandHarry953 July 2, 2023
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chai tea

Miles Morales: I love chai tea.
Spider-Man India: What did you just say? Chai tea? Chai means "tea", bro! You are saying "tea tea"! Would I ask you for a "coffee coffee" with room for "cream cream"?
by ass ault July 12, 2023
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montgomery sweet tea party

august 5, 2023. a group white men tried to jump a black security guard doing his job. black by standards came from everywhere to help a brotha in need
1) did you hear about the montgomery sweet tea party

2) yea those whites guys fucked around and from found out
by bubz August 7, 2023
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