mixed eggs

Americans call it mixed eggs. Who scrambled eggs??

Mandy have you had mixed eggs? Madly: No wtf is that, you mean scrambled? Me: Americans are weird

by Pooplead September 22, 2020

egg beater

Sticking a hand held electronic mixer shoving it in a girl vagina on her period an turn it on from high to low. This is how a red pancake is made or how a blue waffle is started.

The egg beater is on tonight.

Egg beater

by Jonney blender March 22, 2017

Egg rupted

having lack of bitches cuz this dumbass aswell got no fucking bitches kys i swear 0 FUCKING BITCHES NOR BRAINCELLS I SWEAR THIS IS THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT BUYS A BURGER JUST TO SMELL THE AIR AND USE THE BUNS FOR DICK SEASONING

Egg rupted stfu

by unfunny sus March 29, 2022

easter egg bunny

It is the bunny that lays eggs because bunnies don’t lay eggs.

“ mommy mom the easter egg bunny came last night and the lawn is covered with eggs “.

by TheAprilphoenix December 4, 2022

cadbury egg

When daddy rolls a turd into an egg shape and fills it with his cum, creating a cream-filled egg.

My daddy just fed me a Cadbury egg. I'm so squishy now.

by iamsogay April 22, 2019

Dirty Eggs

A move most commonly performed by gym bros and blue collar workers in the bed room.

It’s when you just got done working outside, or working out and you have nasty sweaty balls. When you get home you convince your significant other to have sex with you, and you put your balls on their top lip while they lick your taint.

Chad: “Come here Bethany, let me give you some dirty eggs.”

Bethany: “Oh Chad, I love your dirty eggs. I needed some good flavor today.”

Kyle: “ Hey Rachel, do you want breakfast for dinner tonight? I’m whipping up some dirty eggs.”

Rachel: “Oh Kyle, you know I’ll eat your dirty eggs any time of the day!”

by Caleb Snider July 15, 2025

Eggs are better served cold

Hot issues are better resolved when there is less tension. This proverb, coined by Snow (John Snow), means that emotional conflicts or sensitive situations are best handled after tempers have cooled — not in the heat of the moment. Like eggs that can still be enjoyed after chilling, some matters are better when allowed time to settle.

“I wanted to confront my business partner yesterday, but I waited. You know what they say — eggs are better served cold.”

by Snowbigmule August 5, 2025