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Piss On Your Face

1. The ultimate insult. When you tell someone you piss on their face, it demeans them, makes them feel less human, and essentially tells them that you own them.

2. Requesting for someone to piss on your face makes you a whore or a bitch.

3. In "Wasting My Time" by Default replace, everytime they sing the words "Wasting My Time", replace them with "Piss On Your Face" and you instantly have the Piss On Your Face song.
Mario: Dan, your mother is a whore.
Dan: Don't make me piss on your face Mario.
by Bonez April 13, 2003
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Piss On Your Balls

Piss On Your Balls
1. The act of royally screwing things up.
2. Consistently failing to deliver.
3. Having a penis too small to urinate without dripping on your testicals.

Abbreviated as P.O.Y.B.
Why would we want to use Kurt and his team? They regularly Piss on their balls. You are a retard. You always piss on your balls.
by D.D.L. November 14, 2011
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long streak of piss

(n.) A tall, skinny person. Usually in the legal proffession.
Lawyer: Listen to me, we can't...

Guy: Shut the fuck up you long streak of piss
by Gumba Gumba May 16, 2004
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Piss against the wind

1) Taking the more difficult "routes" in life
2) Doing the abnormal
Bob: "Did you hear John died from getting run over by a car?"
Alex: "No, he was always one to piss against the wind
by rebecca black890 August 17, 2011
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piss on a hoe's back

Pissing on a hoe's back is a sexual maneuver in which the penis is removed from the vagina or anus and used to spray urine upon the woman's back in a festive manner. This gesture often precedes more urine-based sexual activity. Most common among those ages 20-28.
I'd sure love to piss on a hoe's back.
by Jimmy Barker October 13, 2006
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shit in a piss time

Toilettiquette...When visiting the restroom out on a date, or at a dinner party, you take a lightning fast crap to fool your date or fellow diners into thinking you only needed a piss by being in the can for such a short time.

a very hurried poop taken so as not to keep guests waiting
I really needed to take a shit but my date had arrived, so I told her I was just 'nipping to the bathroom to freshen up' and took a quick 'shit in a piss time', so as not to keep her waiting
by mr Cunninglinguist October 26, 2012
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Surveyically Pissed Off

The feeling one gets after hand creating and filling out a myspace survey, subsequently clicking the "back" button, resulting in a blank forum.
My myspace bulletin just went completely blank! I am surveyically pissed off!
by yellowisnotmellow June 8, 2009
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