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bean baked burrito

cold beans on a baked burrito, sounds amazing, right? and NO, its not baked bean burrto, they’re completely different!! because for the baked bean burrito, its baked beans on a cold burrito.
“its not baked bean burrito, its bean BAKED burrito.”
by depressingbagel May 10, 2022
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Ju Ju Beaned

When you get beaten repeatedly with the candy jujubes until your face is battered and you need to wear headgear to repair your grill. Also a girl that gets tea bagged by the abominable snowman whilst eating the hard gummy candy.
Ju Ju Beaned: act of being hit with candy or being teabagged by a hairy bastard
by Elrozz December 15, 2017
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season my beans

While receiving a blow job your significant other sneezes on your balls.
While you down there girl, how 'bout you season my beans?
by toiletjocky February 28, 2015
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Black bean sandwich

Black bean sandwich, to lick a black man's testicles while your head is between two white men's buttocks
Our sex life has been lacking so we decided to spice it up with a black bean sandwich
by Havenoregregs December 19, 2022
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Trampoline jelley bean

A nan who is soft and like being tossed around by men like a trampoline
Seth is such a trampoline jelley bean I heard he likes man bears
by Harry windmill June 22, 2018
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white bean soup

Coach can’t go to bed before he’s had his bowl of white bean soup.
by Pp check November 9, 2020
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Funky Winker Bean

It's a man's stinky little penis. A man tool of non biblical proportions.
Jimmy was sexting pics of his "Funky Winker Bean" to any girl who asked.
by MrMJaye2U February 24, 2019
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