head ninja

When a girl starts an argument and some how turns it around to be your fault regardless and then you begin to think it was your fault all along.

I totally pulled a head ninja on mark the other day over the $9000 Gucci bill. I told him if he stayed home with me more I wouldnt spend as much money, so then he started crying and apologizing for not being around as much.

by QueenHeadNinja December 3, 2009

ninja quit

To quit a job without anyone knowing. Be stealthy like a ninja. Just slowing pack up your stuff little by little and then never come back.

I hated that job so much that I had to ninja quit. Slowly packed up my shit and left my resignation letter in boss' letter tray.

by siamkittie March 24, 2017

Ninja

A super fast good karate fighter

I like karate I'm wanna be a Ninja

by Ninja 1023 June 21, 2017

Ninja Goth

"Ninja Goth is a post-Millennial Gothic music production and fashion subculture. Ninja Goth blends introspective Japanese horror, music, and anime into a dark and minimalist aesthetic. Ninja Goths predominantly listen to Trad Goth, Industrial, Argotech, Dark Pop, EDM, EBM, and Lofi."

"Look, a Ninja Goth playing with a fidget spinner!"

by Nu Goth Community December 14, 2023

textbook ninja

That lil teacher's pet in class that has basically memorized the whole textbook. Her ego has visible stretch marks and her parents will hunt down your poor teacher just to send her to the top of the class. If she doesn't get her way, then grab some popcorn and gummy bears; watch the drama unfold. Entertaining when you ain't part of it. This lil bitch is literally asking you to choke her. Go ahead. Do it ! Please !

"I give up, the textbook ninja has officially taken over"
"Haha look at the textbook ninja over there, no friend! Makes sense"

by mc!aren_senna May 28, 2021

fruit ninja days

referring to a time period where one self harms or cuts themselves

I cant send you thigh pics because of my fruit ninja days.

by ktkills January 25, 2024

Ninja Dust

The act of busting on the woman's breasts and then tossing a handful of glitter in the cum. Whilst creating a beautiful art piece, you disappear before she gets the aftermath out of her nose and eyes.

Bro, last night I ninja dusted this girl, and dipped. She had no idea where I went.

by NorthernOmen March 1, 2024