Simp

A person that spends all his time with his girlfriend and never with the guys. He never disobeys his girlfriend out of fear of losing her .

Jad Sawaya is a simp .

by BoulesHanna December 17, 2023

Simp

-Zack Doyle

Zack is a simp

by Jake871121 February 21, 2020

simp

taylor

taylor: ale -
everyone: haha simp

by stellvs September 18, 2020

Simp

Chris Hussey

Person 1: I’m such a Chris
Person 2: couldn’t be me
Person 2: imagine being a simp

by R_bills January 2, 2020

Simp

As seen in and episode of Phineas and Ferb. The definition of simp is not what most people think. It is not in the context of a male being submissive but quite the opposite. Simp means squirrels in my pants.

S-squirrels

I-in
M-my
P-pants

Oh no! Simp alert! Guys I have squirrels in my pants!

by I’m kidding March 12, 2020

simp call

when you’ve been on call for an unhealthy amount of time with someone just for the sake of having each other’s company

I can’t hang out right now I’m on a simp call.

by rjavalon May 29, 2022

Simp

Simp “ Shadowed Incarnate of Malevolent Power" a customary nickname that all dark lords, including Darth Boombyeyay. This nickname signifies their role as apprentices under the tutelage of these formidable dark lords.

Upon completing his rigorous training under the dark lord Darth Boombyeyay, the apprentice was bestowed the moniker of 'Simp', signifying his emergence as a formidable disciple of the dark side."

by How 2 man June 1, 2023