David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"
by WadedVinos July 17, 2020

Gay. If someone (of the opposite sex) is playing for the same team as you, it means they are also after the the same sex (love interest-wise) as you.
Tyrone: Ayo, man. I like Gina, you think you could hook a nigga up?
Jamal: Nah, nigga, she’s playing for the same team as us.
Tyrone: Damn, she’s gay?!
Jamal: Yeah, nigga. She after them girls too.
Jamal: Nah, nigga, she’s playing for the same team as us.
Tyrone: Damn, she’s gay?!
Jamal: Yeah, nigga. She after them girls too.
by BayneWruce February 9, 2024

An idiot: Do you want to play mini games?
A gorilla tag player who has a brain:SHUT UP NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY MINI GAMES.
A gorilla tag player who has a brain:SHUT UP NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY MINI GAMES.
by Helloijustamhere September 11, 2022

The act of being the fool All aloung when you thought you were doing the fooling.
Also
Assuming and making false accusations on people or someone and believing it with no changing your mind to find out you were wrong 100%
Also
Assuming and making false accusations on people or someone and believing it with no changing your mind to find out you were wrong 100%
"Guy: hes totally falling for that shit man i can't believe he thinks he's invisible lol"
The "target": " (saying loud enough for everyone to hear): yeah I'm totally invisible and you're a fucking retard for thinking this whole time for 2 years straight that I was really this gullible and air headed! Idiots
Guy: damn he for real? we played bro
The "target": " (saying loud enough for everyone to hear): yeah I'm totally invisible and you're a fucking retard for thinking this whole time for 2 years straight that I was really this gullible and air headed! Idiots
Guy: damn he for real? we played bro
by NaztiNikka March 15, 2022

Making reference to you or your child's autism diagnosis (as a form of disability) in a conversation with a service provider (or customer service representative) to lend greater urgency or import to your request, complaint or request for policy exception. Derived from similar term "Playing he Race Card", an idiomatic phrase that refers to exploitation of either racist or anti-racist attitudes by accusing others of racism.
I can't believe I had to wait in line for 30 minutes to pick up an item at Best Buy that was supposedly ready yesterday. After 10 minutes my son had a meltdown from the sensory overload of spending so much time in the bright, loud store.
You could see employees standing around doing nothing while I waited in line. When the manager working the desk made a comment that 'someone was a little cranky' (instead of apologizing for the inappropriate wait), I almost lost it. I'm still pretty angry but at least I got a $50 gift card after I complained to corporate, Playing the A Card.
You could see employees standing around doing nothing while I waited in line. When the manager working the desk made a comment that 'someone was a little cranky' (instead of apologizing for the inappropriate wait), I almost lost it. I'm still pretty angry but at least I got a $50 gift card after I complained to corporate, Playing the A Card.
by SmoknKynd February 4, 2015

by Chad moss January 24, 2022

In New Zealand, english is not their first language, so idiots think that "Play it by ear" is "Play it by air" which means "go with the flow... of the wind.
Let's Play it by air
by kungfukiwi June 29, 2022
