hi wayne

When a girl is checking you out so hard she crashes into something. From Wayne’s World movie. (Past tense: hi wayned)

Damn! This girl hi wayned me so hard today, I think she cracked her skull!

by T-N8C September 6, 2019

mess with his head

cause someone to feel frustrated, anxious, or upset.

"he wasn't about to let some goddamn punk mess with his head"

by Arminkshipper December 31, 2024

hi

To say a greeting to some.

Hi people! I'm (your name here)

by inelectricalroom August 29, 2022

tucking in his shirt

Attempting to masturbate, in what is incorrectly thought to the fapper, a non-obvious manner.

Sandra assumed Rudy always jerked off in the shower however here he was, tucking in his shirt whilst lying down.

by Zytheran October 22, 2020

the dots off his dice

To shoot the dots off his dice or her/their/x dice: A phrase to describe a crazy relative in a dialogue by Rita Mae Brown.

'Somebody shot the dots off his dice.' ~ Kevin Levin, Ben 10 Ultimate Alien

by StEvUgnIn December 30, 2023

swimming in a pool of his own piss

Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).

Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.

by pebisibepis April 6, 2023

shaking his own hand

A somewhat polite term for masturbation

"I opened up the bathroom door and Billy was in there, you know... shaking his own hand..."

by bigmacs November 30, 2013