throttle dog

(1) bowel muscle, or muscle that alows one to shit. (2) muscle that women must relax to enable anal sex.

example:
Mitch- "i fucked her in the ass, and then she had to jump in the bath tub because she started bleading"
Wess- "why was she bleeding?"
Mitch- "i knocked her throttle dog loose!"

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

Pro-Dog

cooler than cool, the most 'epic' thing you can think of.

That back-flip was awesome, you're so pro-dog.

by The Pro-Dog August 16, 2011

cron dog

A frozen corn dog bought from a grocery store or gas station

Son i'm about to get a box of cron dogs

by zach413 July 1, 2008

Joe-Dog

a penis

Hey Steve, quit playin with your Joe-Dog.

My Joe-Dog is bigger than yours.

Johnny Lerczak doesn't have a Joe-Dog.

The creepy minister at the quarries wanted to see my Joe-Dog and take a picture of it.

by Vajohnny Lerczak October 23, 2008

welfare dog

when your broke or you're on welfare and hungry for a corndog but all you have is a pack of hotdogs and corn tortillas so you wrap the corn tortilla around the hot dog and fry it.

yo dude, im hella craving a corndog

well, we have some hotdogs and some corn tortillas...go fix us up some welfare dogs.

by screamingmigeht June 29, 2010

bone dog

to get down and dirty in the sheets or wherever you can pull a car over

I bone dogged the hell out of him in walmarts parking lot last night.

by Jennifer dog March 7, 2008

Dog wallet

When one man puts his penis around a Man/Woman's Lips then stretch his foreskin around the lips of the partner then around the head eventually putting a whole head inside of one's foreskin

Jon: I heard Joe came over last night

Jake: Yeah I gave him my first Dog wallet

Jon: Lucky man

by Dogwallet6996 September 8, 2013