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can opener

He might be retarded but he comes with a can opener.
by Pandafister28 January 28, 2021
mugGet the can openermug.
All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...
A muffin "The church can save this country!"

Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"

A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."

Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."

A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."

Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"

A muffin "Correct."

Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"

A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
mugGet the The church can save this countrymug.
I am just an average rapper living in a small town. Rapping is my life, i get all the bitchez. I try to fuck dem bitchez but nigga it aint workin. dun give a fuck, all i need is rap. #realtalk rapper name: Young J can, hit me up on youtube unless your just a hater :)
Ted: hey young j ccan
Jonathan Canning (Young J-Can): Fuck you bitch, swearing and rappin is my life fuck yooouu haterzz !
by swag master josh April 3, 2013
mugGet the Jonathan Canning (Young J-Can)mug.

trash can

my trash can has been fucking up shit lately.
by elzedare January 18, 2021
mugGet the trash canmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>He Can Do It But DoeS Not Want TO<.7.9.7.6.
<.7.9.7.6.>He Can Do It But DoeS Not Want TO<.7.9.7.6.
by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>He Can Do It But DoeS Not Want TO<.7.9.7.6.mug.

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