That's what she said last night

An even grittier form of "That's what she said", implying the statement was said during a sexual encounter the night before.

Ted: Holy shit that thing is huge.

Jon: That's what she said last night

by KnightofNerdom May 24, 2020

in the middle of the night

the song that I was listening to when making this

I summoned you, please come to me
+Don't bury thoughts that you really want
+I fill you up, drink from my cup
+Within me lies what you really want
+Come, lay me down
+'Cause you know this
+'Cause you know this sound
+In the middle of the night
+In the middle ...

by ambvshh November 23, 2022

Pig of the night

Rasmus

I never want to be pig of the night

by Schmette September 29, 2021

Spoons on spaghetti night

A bad solution, temporarily considered.

Looking up towards the window they thought “This rope made of laundry DOES seem pretty sturdy…” but then realized it was spoons on spaghetti night.

by PulpPigment November 1, 2023

Open playboy night

Open playboy night is where you are fucking some ugly chick that and you have an open playboy on their back imagining you're fucking the playgirl you are looking at in the magazine.

It's open playboy night on your back night.

by Pushbutton April 6, 2021

Bird Box Night

Not leaving your house/couch for the entirety of the evening.

Brad: You want to hit up the casino?
Laura: No thanks.

Brad: Come on! It's a Friday night!

Laura: I'm having a Bird Box Night and not leaving my house.

by Lbell515 December 31, 2018

Night Witch

A woman who comes to your bed chambers in the nocturnal hours for a little creaky creaky

He says they’re not dating but you can see her leave in the morning. She’s been night witching him for a week.

by OneSmartKitty April 3, 2023