by Evil incarnate i guess November 21, 2020
When your sexual partners dick is too small to choke on. It's all in your mind, convince yourself it's big.
by Tdizzzzy March 23, 2017
by Ghost bish January 04, 2022
A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.
1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.
by uxD524 November 27, 2019
Moving your hand up and down a guys dick without actually touching it, teasing the guy and most likely pissing him off but in a good way.
by Icantbreathe1996 November 30, 2015
1. (noun)- A situation when customer service, job recruiters, sales people and any organization whose job is to provide a professional and timely response, do not reply to their customer's communication and do so continuously without any justifiable reason. Generally, the customer or second party has much at stake in continuing the conversation.
2. (verb) : The act of consciously avoiding professional communication with anther party in situation where fear, laziness, disregard, contempt, or other negative reasons create a non-response. Subsequently, time and money was lost by either party.
Also: (noun) "Professional Ghoster"
2. (verb) : The act of consciously avoiding professional communication with anther party in situation where fear, laziness, disregard, contempt, or other negative reasons create a non-response. Subsequently, time and money was lost by either party.
Also: (noun) "Professional Ghoster"
Job Recruiter 1 - "Hey, what's up with the Professional Ghosting on all those job seekers?"
Job Recruiter 2 - "Eh, don't worry. They are the ones that need the jobs. They'll call back - he he he."
Job Recruiter 2 - "Eh, don't worry. They are the ones that need the jobs. They'll call back - he he he."
by PenguinMeat September 27, 2019