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Peanut Butter Nutsmack

Verb.
When one succumbs his/her vagina lips/testicles inside of a jar of crunchy peanut butter, and runs up and smacks someone across the face with their hand.
Business Partner:
I SUCK THE CUM OUT OF HAIR GOAT TESTICLES!
Me:
I'LL RAPE YOUR FAMILY, THEN PEANUT BUTTER NUTSMACK YOUR GRANDMOTHER!
by McVaginaCouch April 29, 2011
mugGet the Peanut Butter Nutsmackmug.

buttering her chicken

once you have climaxed and are pulling out to get to her face. but that doesnt work and you jizz all over her pussie

:(
shit i was with this girl last night and i got caught buttering her chicken
by sharman777 October 14, 2009
mugGet the buttering her chickenmug.

Peanut Butter Rooter

a)An elite member of a special forces military team known as the PBROOTERS. Their mission, paving the streets of enemy cities with the stickiest chunkiest peanut butter available. Often working with the Marshmallow fluff team to make a stickier situation. The road once being paved by the team in a matter of hours becomes a peanut butter Catastrophe when enemy tanks and people get caught in its peanut hell. Leaving them open for the armed forces to attack.
b) A brand of peanut butter so thick and gooey that when you take a bite your teeth fall out at the roots.
c)A device used to give root canals, wherin peanut butter is shot at high speeds into the root of your mouth.
a) Get the Peanut butter rooters NOW!!!
b)fuck ive been rooted
c)Oh shit i dont want to be rooted
by Angelica Garcia September 28, 2007
mugGet the Peanut Butter Rootermug.

doo doo butter

Doo doo butter is a yellow-ish and brown semi-liquid secretion from the anus. It can be caused unannounced from having too much anal sex, i.e (the anus becomes loose and open where when you walk the buttox will generate the anus to motion and thus leak). Sometimes during the act of anal sex doo doo butter will slowly ooze out of the anus during the intercourse.
"Damn La'Tonka! Your second-cousin's baby's mama's sister in-law, Sharilla sharted some nasty doo doo butter on me after I gave that ho a good ass invasion!"
by Jamal Undeblli January 15, 2008
mugGet the doo doo buttermug.

peanut butter smoothie

The peanut butter smoothie acourding to a few select people in the US Army Airborn School, Bravo Co. Hold Overs is when one uses peanut butter as an anal lubricant. That's the word around the camp fire.
An example of this would be applying peanut butter to your peins and or anus and proceding to in gage in sexual intercource in the rectal area. Using different types peanut butter such as chuncky or smooth will result in diffrent types of dessired pleasure. I recomend mixing and matching, you never know untill you try.
I gave the bitch a peanut butter smoothie and she still wanted a reacharound.
by PFC Airborn January 9, 2006
mugGet the peanut butter smoothiemug.

Peanut Butter Trick

When a man spreads peanut butter all over his dick in order to attract females
I use the Peanut Butter Trick to help me get laid, bitches luv it
by Dubiks December 18, 2018
mugGet the Peanut Butter Trickmug.

Peanut Butter Jelly

This is the shiz, you cannot stop the peanut butter jelly song. You know why? It's PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! For sheezy.
You is one fucked up ho if you don't like the Peanut Butter Jelly song.
by Fat Man December 6, 2002
mugGet the Peanut Butter Jellymug.

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