Wallpost Ride

The act of wishing someone a happy birthday by commenting on someone else's message.

Basically, when it's someone's birthday on Facebook, and you don't know the person in real life, but know them through someone, so you comment on the post of the person wishing the birthday girl/boy a happy birthday.

Can apply to Birthday Status'.

Person 1: Hmm.. I don't really know Sam.
Person 2: Then why is he on your friends list?
Person 1: Linda introduced me to him.
Person 2: Then just Wallpost Ride her message.

by Chibols January 16, 2011

Riding goofy

When you're a lesbian and you fuck with your left hand, but you're right handed.

She had to get surgery on her right hand, thank God she's riding goofy.

by emmapleaseee October 6, 2020

Riding the red dragon

A term to describe a woman during her period.

"she is acting extra crazy today"
"yeah.... probably riding the red dragon or something"

by Yanivzor May 21, 2020

Broomstick Riding

Nude running with a boner

"Wow look at a Vidit go!"
"Oh man! He's doing some mad Broomstick Riding!"

by ayyyyyyyy lmao June 26, 2016

Meat Riding

Meat riding is a term to describe king henry slaves.

carter is meat riding

by balistah August 22, 2023

Unicorn ride

Sexually, this is when you have a rare opportunity to be with someone magical.

Slept with Lisa last night. It was a Unicorn ride!

by Erb Toh June 11, 2020

yacht ride

When u give a busty woman a motor boat but are too big

I asked for a motor boat but they were too big so she said they were too big so you need to you need a yacht ride

by Bigger is better 69 August 12, 2017