Apartness Retardation

The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.

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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?

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"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."

by mojavebabee May 21, 2024

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Retardation

Kenneth Samule Edmonson, Jr

You tard, we tard, retardation.

by Diddy Black July 3, 2025

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Socially retarded

If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996

Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then

by MicrowaveCurry February 19, 2022

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Retardation

When someone is being retarded.

My friend was being so retardation yesterday that I has to pretend like I didnt know him .

by 2+3=5 July 6, 2019

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swoo32 is retarded

by sadwstrh54t4352 May 25, 2021

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Retard

1. To brake, to decelerate, to slow down
2a. A person born with a mental condition
2b. An insult commonly used as a synonym to "a stupid person", referring to them as being retarded. (The mental condition, 2a) IT IS NOT A REAL SYNONYM, IT IS ONLY USED AS ONE.

1. "When you drive downhill, you need to retard to not gain too much speed."
2a. "Jeff is a retard, school is very hard for him."
2b. "He consumed a large amount of alcoholic beverages, and has now proceeded to operate a registered motorized vehicle, I consider him to be a retard."

by Huvudpersson July 24, 2017

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