Cousins by the half dozens

A typical descriptor of the modern extended nuclear family. No longer can people claim to have dozens of cousins when average children per family rates have dropped so drastically since the baby boom era.
Vinny: Hey Joe! How was your family reunion paisano?
Joe: Hey Vinny! It was good. My nonna and aunts and uncles were all there. There was plenty of linguine left over since I got cousins by the half dozens.
by Church Wexler May 03, 2025
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happy half

When a man or woman has a beer belly, they have a happy half.

A kind way to refer to someone's beer belly.

Developed from eating and drinking too much.
My baby daddy got a happy half but I still fuck with him.

Ethan went to college and got a happy half.
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half baggie

When life becomes shit and your gf becomes lesbian but you got a half baggie of ketamine hanging around.
Dude I got a half baggie of Ketamine!
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half baggie

When life becomes shit and our gf becomes lesbian but you got a half baggie of ketamine hanging around.
Dude I got a half baggie of Ketamine!
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beauty and a half

Your to ugly
Me; your a beauty and a half
Friend: what does that mean?
Me: your fucking ugly
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So it's, in my opinion, a better way to say: "you mean the world to me" because the universe is infinitely greater, bigger, and stronger than just the world. "And a half" is the basic meaning of it, where in this case, you'd use it as a way to say that something is very good, large, etc. ( in a positive sense, of course).
"You mean a universe and a half to me"
by Prince of death January 09, 2023
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Half the population

Yes you do do that by way of the religion. You're a collective when it's convenient and you're an individual when there's guilt to be attributed.
Hym "Yeah, probably about half the population. Not along political lines but yes. You're garbage. Remediate the violation of my rights as a guy who I don't know just said my name. Which means the privacy act of 1974 has been violated by someone. You will pay for my contributions to AI or you will pay for them not paying."
by Hym Iam February 09, 2025
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