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Rhys Michael Cresswell

by Cocksucker800 March 5, 2023
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michael zingale

A person who is loving and whose in a band
by Fartcake February 9, 2018
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Michael Vernon Kelly II

Sissy-lala-Pansyfist Cowardice Bitch. Someone who is afraid to fight someone of equal strength, or stronger.m
(i.e., a man who only fights women, children, or the physically disabled/handicapped.) Someone who thinks it's okay to put others down and over talk someone, the second the other person says anything offensively true about them they throw whatever it's near them trying to hit that person, or if close enough use their fist to hit them. Will duck when the other person fights back and position himself like a scared bitch who can't take a punch. Constantly talks about themselves and how "GREAT & TOUGH THEY ARE" yet let's other people get over on them and will Facebook message them with tough words and never back it up once in public. A junkie who blames their addiction on everyone else, can work but refuses to. Makes their women pay for everything and will threaten them over $10. Expects their women to do everything they asks even after they beat on them. Wears rings on their fingers so it's an advantage in a fight, and has a knife around their neck for extra protection. A man who "loves their kids" but never makes time for them because he spends all day nodding out, refusing to go to bed and rest so they will stand up until they collapse on the ground.
"Man, why the hell you acting like a Michael Vernon Kelly II?!"

"Don't pull a Michael Vernon Kelly II, you're better than that!"
by GIMMEBOOTYRUBZ January 10, 2025
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michael

Michael is such a daddy . has the biggest cock (10inch) i cant take it
michael has a big cock
by sarah the stripper July 6, 2022
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Michael

Michael is the most loving , caring , and overprotective person you could have . He brings so much joy into your life and just at the right time . He loves sports , he’s devoted to it , he loves video games and music .Michael didn’t have a great dad but he is a great man . He is so sweet and generous and sincere you would think this man is perfect. He is very open ! so when he is telling you how he feels listen cause if you don’t that’s it don’t expect him to open is heart to you again. Michael is the best friend you can ever have he loves to make you laugh he is a comedian. He will fight for you and be there for you when no one else will !! Michaela is so tender hearted and loving please don’t take his kindness for weakness you’ll regret losing him because you’ll miss him very much . Michael is the definition of loyal , faithful, and honest. He’s been hurt a lot but a Michael never gives up he’s strong and loves hard . He is not to be crossed he’ll knock you out as quick as you crossed him. If u meet a Michael keep him he’s a God sent man or true friend he’ll never judge you but will tell u the truth & he will never lead you the wrong way . If you hurt Michael shame on you .
Pray with Micheal don’t play with michael.
by elverdaderokk November 23, 2021
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Michael

A person who can't afford anything and can only buy knock-offs
Michael: I can't afford Rise Of Kingdoms so I got Fall of Republic
Insert: Broke ahh
by STFUMONKY November 24, 2023
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Michael

Secret snap chat best friend. Most likely your best friends brother & she is jealous when y'all dont pay attention to her. When he knows you're coming over to her house he purposely washes her dishes without a shirt on. Leaves phone chargers at your home & doesnt bring back your tape or scissors when borrowed.
Can I borrow your jacket?
Sure but dont Michael it.

Hey, that guy is half naked, so unusual when he's welding, isnt he worried?
Nah, he's just pulling a Michael because he knows the neighbor lady will be driving by soon.
by She who has 2 pussies. Meow November 25, 2021
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