Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

go suck a horse

an insult that you use on friends. wont work effectively on enemies/people you dislike.

friend 1 - go suck a horse
friend 2 - ouch.

by yasi. November 29, 2018

Of course on a horse

Used to express disbelief.

"I have severe depression"-Tej

"Of course on a horse"-Yusuf

by Tej belkabar March 14, 2019

Piss like a store horse

When you urinate lots

I had to piss like a store horse

by Pixelated fetishes May 1, 2019

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 1, 2019

the adventures of horseboy222 and sweatboy222

fucking weebs

have you heard of the bootleg game the adventures of horseboy222 and sweatboy222? The story is based on fucking weebs trying to get girlfriends fucking funny

by horseboy222 May 16, 2019

Get on my High Horse

To get high and go on a rant and/or argue with people on the internet

What are you doing tonight?
I'm probably going to get on my High Horse and make an ass of myself on Twitter

by twentyfivenoses September 20, 2019