shore hardness

When your dick gets hard while you're at the beach.

When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.

"Hey man come look at the crab I found."

"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."

"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."

"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"

"Easy, I just jack off before."

by fufuckifiknoe June 25, 2017

face hard on

Facial expression given when stonewalling someone in an argument.

I knew I wasn’t getting any sex tonight when I saw her face hard on.

by Big DG December 26, 2017

Fart Hard

Fart Hard means something that is veryy hard like SO HARD. It describes so muchhhhhhh hard .
If you cant do a thing that seems hard, you say "ITS SO FART HARD!!"

I hope you understand :)

Example:

Student: THIS TEST IS SO FART HARD, I CANT ANSWER IT
Example #2:

GAMER : THIS GAME IS SO FART HARD, I CANT WIN

by Aunty Joey July 22, 2021

Hard On

Mans most magnificently majestic manifestation of masculinity

"Her eyes gazed as she marveled at his majestic hard on"

by Mr. Hard On August 5, 2025

Learn the hard way

Experiencing negative consequences for doing something you shouldn't do or are told not to do.

You were warned that if you kept selling drugs, you were going to get busted. Now you're facing a 15 year sentence. Looks like you're gonna learn the hard way.

by TommyNoleBuc September 24, 2025

D'Aydrian Harding

A Black YouTuber who has gained millions of followers through promoting "Stay Sober." He has proven to be a funny YouTuber along side.... Baylen and idk. He has the most strongest mother ever and a loyal fan base. He has gone as far as meeting, Lil Baby, a rapper.
"Is that a marble Tesla?"
"It's probably D'Aydrian Harding"
"oh"
"WAIT?!"

Yo D'Aydrian Harding im a big fan!

by Boshkalay Bong Bong April 14, 2024

Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket

A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.

Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.

Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"

by Kbaezmaster1 March 20, 2021